Wednesday, October 3, 2007


I dont know if I ever told you people but I'm atheist borderline agnostic. So when I found out that there was a guy suing God I was extremely happy. The guys name is Ernie Chambers and he is a senator from Nebraska. He doesnt mean any harm though. He brought this suit to show that any body could have any stupid lawsuit they want. So he decided to pull the ultimate frivolous lawsuit to make a point.

Chambers is suing God for causing fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues, ferocious famines, devastating droughts, genocidal wars, birth defects and the like. The suit also says God has caused calamitous catastrophes resulting in the wide-spread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants including innocent babes, infants, children, the aged and infirm without mercy or distinction. Chambers also says God has manifested neither compassion nor remorse, proclaiming that defendant will laugh when calamity comes.

Now this is where I get sick. I know the guy propsoing this suit is joking but I'm not. I'm dead ass hoping that he wins. If you think about it God is sort of an asshole. WWII, Genocide, Slavery, Tony Yayo, Gigli, Killa Season, Ect... I mean I guess everybody has to die at some point but really isn't Alzeheimers a bit excessive? Whatever happened to just deing in your sleep? or from a Twinkie overdose? I know by now I've upset somebody but I dont give a fuk. Also if you stop and think God contradicts himself. He has a big dark pit of fire, pain, brimstone, eternal suffering and misery but... He still loves you? I say something smells hella fishy in this bitch. I dont care what anybody says but anybody who loves us would have long ago saved us from Will & Grace.

And for those of you ignorant cool pople who haven't thought of it Jesus could have been an Arab. Skin of Bronze hair of wool? Does that not also match an arab? Plus the fact look at the cities where the bible takes place. All in the Arab countries. Jerusalem is in Arab land not Africa. And i know ur probly thinking but Moses was Egyptian which makes him black no... it doesnt. Ok phsically Egypt is in africa but the majority of the people who live there are brown not black.

Awww look at ur face. hahahahahahahaha. Lighten up get a sense of humor.

God has one. Look around you all you see is a nation a fat dumb ugly muthafuckas. The way i see the world is a sick place. And God doesnt seem to care much. God is one of two things:

  1. Incredibly incompetent to understand the magnitude of what is happening around him.
  2. He's not incompetent he just doesnt give a fuck.
Im not sure about you people but neither choice sounds too apealing. If that doesnt sway you consider this. Christianity is the same religion used to entrap black people in to slavery. The whole idea of work hard while ur alive and god will reward yu when ur die. What the uk kinda shit is that? I gotta die to be happy? "Ok yess suh massuh imma jus keep on pikn diss here crop until my glorious god comes and gets me" Have you considered that Christainty is not our religion at all? If we were where we should be we would be praying to The Sun and The Wind. At least I can see the Sun I can feel the wind. When the fuck is God ever gonna show hisself? If none of this has swayed you people or atleast made you think about the holes in religion I move on. I'll do a part 2 later.

1 comment:

Quarius said...

From Wiki:
[edit] 2007 Lawsuit against God
Wikinews has related news:
Nebraska Senator sues GodOn September 14, 2007, Sen. Chambers filed a lawsuit against God, seeking a permanent injunction ordering God to "cease certain harmful activities and the making of terroristic threats...of grave harm to innumerable persons, including constituents of Plaintiff who Plaintiff has the duty to represent".[11] Sen. Chambers filed the lawsuit in response to another lawsuit filed in the state court that he considers to be frivolous and inappropriate.[12]

Two responses to the lawsuit were filed. The first was from a Corpus Christi lawyer, Eric Perkins, who wanted to answer the question "what would God say" [13]. The second was filed in Douglas County, Nebraska District Court. The source of the second response, claiming to be from "God",is unclear as no contact information was given [14]. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA