Fuck It I'll Do A List Too

Ya know it seems like this year was pretty shitfull (I am not even sure if thats word but yaknow what i mean) on the music side of things. Nobody worth listening came thru and somehow i like Graduation more than Curtis. Which means i could have only liked two songs but anyway here is my list to see if this year was bad for music or good for music. If you do not make this list you suck horrible monkey penis.


The Cool- So I will take this time to say that I am an avid (hope I used that word right) Lupe
listner. Think of Lipe as the rapping version of me. I got all the mixtapes. The 1st ahlf of the albulm was kinda "ehh" at first. I mean if any other rapper did that i woulda been like "OH SHIT!!!" but Lupe was suppose to come stronger than that. But once you get to the albulm picks up on a darker note and it was crazy from that point on.

Eardrum- Listen Talib be gettin his ass kicked in them sales and in his little recording deal wit the labels. But my nigga deserves much praise for this album. I dont listen to it often (Kinda like Reasonable Doubt or Ready To Die) but when i do its straight fire.

American Gangster- I hope you niggas die. You ignant mufackas out there aint got no bizness tellin Hov he cant mature. So now he has to this gun totin shit instead of Kingdom Come. Am I the only 1 to say it... I like Kingdom come. (Except for that horrible song with Usher someboody has to go to hell for that 1). And meanwhile all of you fuckas think hello brooklyn was hott.....? Noooo it sux rats ass. I mean its all good until lil wayne gets his gay ass on the song and starts singin and shit. It was hot but Kingdom Come is betta. U hear that Hov? Ayo fuck these niggas keep evolvin thats why these niggas is 30 movin crack out they momma house. Muthafuckas.

Buck The World- You niggas be frontin like this shit aint hott. Nigga are you crazy? This shit was needed. Way better than that shit sandwhich Curtis. But for real buck keep all them shitty g-unit south artists to urself.

Graduation- Whats the word im looking for magical, wonderfully surprising, or amazingly spectral show of lyrical ability. Whatever you wanna call it this albulm was ridiculous. Except for Barry Bonds. U know what Fuck you Lil Wayne always gotta bring yo' gay man kissin ass up in my eardrum and fuck the somg up. Dickhead.

Blue Cheese & Coney Island- Anothher rapper that fucked hisself up cuzza what these ignant' niggas gotta say. Listen ur Bizzare i dont need to hear you make a record about anything imporatant. Just keep feeding me more i fucked my grandparents and nutted on my neice tracks and itll be all good. Nigga ur name iz Bizzare.... keep bein bizzare.

Best Albulm Of The Year
Autografh- Dead ass I thought this albulm was gonna be trash but it is up there in the big leagues. Fuck it this shit was better than American Gangster. I am not even sure if this shit got released cuz i got it way back in the beginnning of the year. What nigga? I got connections too. Come to think of it there was no song I did not like. Wow.

Curtis- Nigga imma keep it real short witchu. Nigga you made it. You did not die tryin. If you cannot make Get Rich material just stay home and out of any booth. Also: STOP MAKING THOSE G-UNIT SNEAKERS. nOBODY WEARS YO SHIT. AND IF YOU DO JUMP OUT THE MUTHAFUCKIN WINDOW. Punk ass BITCHES.

Give A Black Man A Chance

Ok I know on my previous post "Madd Typos (baminuilsln) Read between the lines" I mentioned Kanye West in the place of Kaira but this time I really am talking about Kanye West. As you have probably heard the self proclaimed Lois Viotonn "Don" (HAHA) had a little bitch fit over his losses at the MTV awards. Mr. West was nominated for 5 categories Best Male Artist Of The Year, Quadruple Threat Of The Year, Video Of The Year, Best Director and Best Editing. In case you didn't know Kanye once compared himself to Jesus so he figured that since he was Jesus in the flesh he'd be a shoe in for a trophy or two. Well he didn't get shit. In the video he says "Give a black man a chance". Are you serious? The man already has a Grammy. Just fall back you did it baby. Fall back and let Plies or Vanilla Ice get a nomination. I mean damn you greedy son. Give a black man a chance. You already got a Grammy you little ignorant cool person. (read the first blog and you will see what that phrase is in place of. code word for a 6 letter word I won't use). Especially for someone with mediocre mic skills. Who the fuck cries over some teeybopper award when they got a Grammy at home? Fuckin crybaby. And as far as you sayin you won't do aything for MTV anymore I think you're really confused about the reality of your relationship with MTV. MTV can continue without your despensible black ass. You on the other hand need MTV. I guess your counting on BET but really black people don't buy albulms. Especially the young bucks who watch BET. 70% of all rap albulms bought are purchased by white males in their 20s. That would be why you need MTV. Its Timmy not Tyronique who got you those shades. At least look at it this way you can still beat 50 Cent in the albulm fued. He may Spray your Bentley like roaches if you win but you still won right? On the real tho I really do feel sorry for the poor guy. I mean he had his eyebrows waxed, he put on his best Gucci sandals wit the and he even had on his special Versace blouse with the little gold accents on the cuffs. What a waste of an outfit.

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