Fuck It I'll Do A List Too

Ya know it seems like this year was pretty shitfull (I am not even sure if thats word but yaknow what i mean) on the music side of things. Nobody worth listening came thru and somehow i like Graduation more than Curtis. Which means i could have only liked two songs but anyway here is my list to see if this year was bad for music or good for music. If you do not make this list you suck horrible monkey penis.


The Cool- So I will take this time to say that I am an avid (hope I used that word right) Lupe
listner. Think of Lipe as the rapping version of me. I got all the mixtapes. The 1st ahlf of the albulm was kinda "ehh" at first. I mean if any other rapper did that i woulda been like "OH SHIT!!!" but Lupe was suppose to come stronger than that. But once you get to the albulm picks up on a darker note and it was crazy from that point on.

Eardrum- Listen Talib be gettin his ass kicked in them sales and in his little recording deal wit the labels. But my nigga deserves much praise for this album. I dont listen to it often (Kinda like Reasonable Doubt or Ready To Die) but when i do its straight fire.

American Gangster- I hope you niggas die. You ignant mufackas out there aint got no bizness tellin Hov he cant mature. So now he has to this gun totin shit instead of Kingdom Come. Am I the only 1 to say it... I like Kingdom come. (Except for that horrible song with Usher someboody has to go to hell for that 1). And meanwhile all of you fuckas think hello brooklyn was hott.....? Noooo it sux rats ass. I mean its all good until lil wayne gets his gay ass on the song and starts singin and shit. It was hot but Kingdom Come is betta. U hear that Hov? Ayo fuck these niggas keep evolvin thats why these niggas is 30 movin crack out they momma house. Muthafuckas.

Buck The World- You niggas be frontin like this shit aint hott. Nigga are you crazy? This shit was needed. Way better than that shit sandwhich Curtis. But for real buck keep all them shitty g-unit south artists to urself.

Graduation- Whats the word im looking for magical, wonderfully surprising, or amazingly spectral show of lyrical ability. Whatever you wanna call it this albulm was ridiculous. Except for Barry Bonds. U know what Fuck you Lil Wayne always gotta bring yo' gay man kissin ass up in my eardrum and fuck the somg up. Dickhead.

Blue Cheese & Coney Island- Anothher rapper that fucked hisself up cuzza what these ignant' niggas gotta say. Listen ur Bizzare i dont need to hear you make a record about anything imporatant. Just keep feeding me more i fucked my grandparents and nutted on my neice tracks and itll be all good. Nigga ur name iz Bizzare.... keep bein bizzare.

Best Albulm Of The Year
Autografh- Dead ass I thought this albulm was gonna be trash but it is up there in the big leagues. Fuck it this shit was better than American Gangster. I am not even sure if this shit got released cuz i got it way back in the beginnning of the year. What nigga? I got connections too. Come to think of it there was no song I did not like. Wow.

Curtis- Nigga imma keep it real short witchu. Nigga you made it. You did not die tryin. If you cannot make Get Rich material just stay home and out of any booth. Also: STOP MAKING THOSE G-UNIT SNEAKERS. nOBODY WEARS YO SHIT. AND IF YOU DO JUMP OUT THE MUTHAFUCKIN WINDOW. Punk ass BITCHES.

OOH OOOH! CAN I BE A NIGGER TOO?

And so the showdown begun. 1 steroid induced ego against 1 crybaby ego. I don't know about you people but I wanted Curtis to win. Just to make the last post that much funnier.

1 Week Later.

Damn. Fif lost. Aint that sum shit. How the fuk a gorilla general get laid out by sum punk ass dropout teddy bear. Now I aint gon go as far as 50 did and say that Def Jam fudged the numbers but sumthin went wrong. That luck machine dun cashed out for 50. When he came out wit Get Rich alot of the material on that albulm was old shit wit Dre beats added on. Anything is hot wit a Dre beat. Fuk "the neptunes". I want that Detox. Back to what i was sayin. Wanksta was hot but that was due to Em. And I wish he would stop bullshitting and release King Mathers already so I could get on with my pathetic little life. Anyway... That song debuted on Ems 8 mile soundtrack as a throwaway single. Just a goofy soundin ass song for people to get familiar wit 50s name. But you ignorant cool people (myself included) ate that shit up. If you neva heard the original "In Da Club" without the Dre beat... DONT. It slobs on E.T.s balls. Somehow he managed to sell 10 mill of that albulm. Basically no black people bought the albulm. Except for me. And I didn't buy that shit either. My pops bought it and and found out that there were curses so he let me have it. Okay my pops is a clean cut, never been arrested, never cut school, never had a drink not even at his own wedding, paralegal 41 yr old, conservative germophobe who is out of touch with the hood. Think Uncle Phil off The Fresh Prince Of Bel Aire. These are the type of people who are actually buying 50s albulms. My Pops and all the little Italian kids who wanna be gangsta. Ya know like the Gotti kids who wanna be bosses like thier grandfather was but are scared ever since he got his ass stomped tha fuk out for callin the wrong nigger in the pen a nigger.
Fif slipped by on The Massacre wit that recycled ass Magic Stick. Candy shop was hella corny. That sounded like sumthin Fab shoulda been doin. But all of 50s cockridin Italian teeeny bopper fans bought that shit. I know cuz i went to Brooklyn Tech and i witnessed this shit. Notice that when if you went to see Get Rich in the movies (I feel your pain If you did) you saw a good amount of cracka ass crackas up in that bitch. 50 Cent is the white mans gangsta. A modern day adaptation of the minstrel show. Go get a gun a bullet proof vest now stand in between dem dere bitches and turn on the smoke machines. But its all cool cuz i liked him up until that shit sandwhich of the Massacre.
Fuckin Curtis has to suk cuz he put he put out two singles, accused Interscope of leaking two. But nobody really gave a fuck about his albulm. Dats why he pushed that shit back cuz nobody was hype about that shit. This time around all of 50s Italian Wanksta fans graduated high school and now he's suddenly not a gansta anymore he's just a Nigger. Fuk it I'd be a nigger too if I could have a fraction of what that hulked up Ferret lookin muthafucka got. If thats waht it means to be a nigger im down. Who i gotta call? who i gotta see? Get at me im fuckin starvin man.
Although he lost in sales, he still has the most money wit his endorsement deals and shit. none of that shit we (by we I mean us colored folk {yes that includes you Latinos}) buy his shit anyway. None of us wear G-Unit clothing and sneakers. Yet you still see that shit in Macys and Dr. Jays. We don't drink his watered down purple Kool-Aid Vitamin Water either. Do you know this nigga has his own line of vibrators comin out? In blue cuz its his favorite color? Who the hell iz gonna use that shit? Not me and certainly not my fellow coloreds. Its gonna be u pasty college bitches and white boyz cuz it excites you.
Oh well at least Fif got to poke on Ciara for a minute.